Trogg been asleep in cave. Trogg had good dreams of big shiny bugs and smashing skulls at BOBO. Trogg have good dreams of coming 2nd at BOBO. Trogg dreams turn sad when Trogg remember that stupid ummies called Jon and Jonny tell Trogg that Trogg come 2nd from last. Sadface.
Trogg and Everyone at BOBO know that Jon and Jonny super stupid and read results upside down. Stupid Jon and Jonny!
Trogg keep dreaming until Trogg woken up yet again by stupid Fungoid Cave shaman waving silly book in Trogg face.
Trogg wonder how many times fungoid cave shaman wake Trogg up from deep dreams. Trogg think Trogg must start to put big rock to block entrance.
Fungoid Cave shaman spoke to Trogg about Generals Handbook 2019. Fungoid Cave Shaman point at pages showing new battleplans and points changes.
Trogg not care for battleplans. Trogg favourite battleplan run forward and smash skulls.
Trogg listen to Fungoid Cave Shaman who tell Trogg that Trogg, rockgut brothers and stinky fellwater cousins come down in points. Clever Trogg!
Fungoid Cave Shaman, Madcap Shaman brother and webspinner shaman cousin stay same points. Haha stupid wizards.
Trogg ask Fungoid Cave Shaman about Battalion. Trogg think surely Battalion drop in points. Fungoid cave shaman start talking about a spikey purple sun. Trogg not care for spikey sun, Trogg care about Battalion. Trogg ask Fungoid Cave Shaman if battalion come down in points. Fungoid Cave Shaman start telling Trogg how nice cave looks. Trogg not care about how nice cave looks, Trogg care if battalion drop in points!
Fungoid cave shaman mutter under breath. Despite big ears, Trogg not hear what Fungoid Cave Shaman say.
Trogg raise giant fist above head. Trogg ask Fungoid Cave Shaman again. Fungoid Cave Shaman tell Trogg battalion points stay same at 180 points. Stupid Battalion.
After BOBO Trogg decide to leave rock monster at home. Rock monster only good for helping Trogg have sleep after games. Trogg not sad as Trogg met special someone….
Fungoid Cave Shaman still speak to da big moon in sky. Da moon see how Trogg smash many skulls. Da moon continue to help Trogg but Trogg still not get good deal compare to rest of Gloomspite Gitz. Trogg think this unfair.
Da Moon give Gloomspite Wizards +1 to cast under the moon, this because wizard gets hit with more loonstone which make wizard better at magic, however falling loonstone make other non-gloomspite wizards more stupid so they get -1 to cast. haha silly wizards.
Moon also give gloomspite gitz general extra command point at start of our hero phase under the moon. this because moon impressed by Trogg!
Moon also help little squigs and spiders but they stay in caves and webs so they do not matter to Trogg.
Moon finally helps Trogg, Trogg brothers and stinky cousins. When under Moonlight, Troggs can re-roll dice to determine if any wounds that Trogg taken, are healed, or can double wounds healed, if first roll successful. haha silly ability, Trogg will not take any wounds in first place, trogg be doin bashing not getting bashed, silly moon!
Artefacts, Command Traits & Abilities
Trogg brothers and stinky cousins still very stupid. Rockgut brothers and stinky cousins still get distracted by bugs and mushrooms instead of bashing skulls. Trogg continue to shout at brothers and stinky cousins to keep bashing skulls or Fungid Cave shaman not give Trogg any shiny gold or big mushrooms. In combat phase Trogg shout at fellow Troggs within 18”, allowing them to reroll hits of 1 as they sometimes miss with clubs. silly Troggs!
In GHB2019, Trogg notice that new command ability allows units to reroll hits of 1. This mean everyone get chance to be a Trogg! Trogg think everyone can be a Trogg but can only be one true Trogg!
Since BOBO, Trogg meet big woman Trogg! Trogg impress Trogg lady with big muscles. Trogg lady impress Trogg with big …….. !
Trogg stop using special green ghyrstrike club. Trogg give Trogg lady special feather charm from super shiny gryph that Trogg smash. Gryph-feather charm allow Trogg lady to be -1 to hit. Clever Trogg Lady.
Trogg is bestest of all Troggs.
Trogg lady move into Trogg cave. Trogg lady bring big pillows for Trogg to lay head on when sleep. Trogg lady have in built -1 to hit in combat as she is super stinky! Trogg give her gryph feather charm that gives extra -1 to hit in combat and -1 to hit in shooting. This because trogg want to protect special lady friend. Trogg lady super cuddly as she have 16 wounds. Every hero phase trogg lady heal d6 wounds if she hurt. Trogg lady have special magic that cast on 7+ and make enemy unit -1 to hit and -1 to save so enemy unit can be -3 to hit da Big woman.
Trogg lady have big stick she bash skulls with, she also have boob bulk attack that can cause d6 dmg per attack!
Fungoid Cave Shaman, Madcap shaman brother and webspinner cousin bestest of all wizards.
Trogg brothers – Rockgut Troggs, these are not rocks, stupid Fungoid Cave shaman!
Trogg Stinky cousins – Fellwater Troggs. These live in swamp and stink!
Trogg still super sad at Troggherd at same points. Stupid GW
Despite points staying same, Trogg learn at BOBO that Troggherd could be useful to allow Trogg to decide whether to go first or second. At BOBO Trogg made to go 1st in every game. Despite Trogg having big feet, trogg move 6” so need enemy to move closer, so can bash skulls. this mean trogg and brothers could get double turned where big damage could hurt trogg family. sadface
Trogg feel by having option to go first, trogg can assess danger better. Clever trogg
By taking Troggherd, Trogg also get extra artefact.
Since bobo, trogg become well know across many dankholds. Trogg become hero trogg for troggs. Trogg run for trogg president. First act of presidency will be lower troggherd points! #votefortrogg
Trogg now strike fear into all who see Trogg across battlefield so Trogg now become a wanted Trogg.
Trogg use extra artefact from Troggherd to use Glowy Howzit. This give Trogg a 4+ wound/mortal wound save. This protect Trogg from sharp sticks and stupid shooting. However Glowy Howzit is very glowy. Trogg like Glowy things. On a roll of 1, Trogg eat glowy howzit so cannot use it for rest of battle. Silly trogg.
Trogg not need stupid allies. Trogg is Trogg, bestest of all Troggs.
Magic, Endless & Realm Spells
Trogg know no magic, Trogg does not care for anything other than shiny gold, big mushrooms and bashing skulls!
Fungoid Cave shaman who wake Trogg from sleep know magic. He has magic brother and cousin too.
Fungoid Cave shaman know spell – Hand of Gork. This spell means gloomspite unit within 24″ of Fungoid Cave Shaman can be moved anywhere on battlefield more than 9″ from enemy. This good for collecting Mushrooms when they far away!
Madcap shaman brother know spell – itchy nuisance. this spell means enemy within 18″ of shaman fights at end of combat phase. this good for bashing skulls in quicker!
Webspinner Shaman cousin know spell – sneaky distraction. this spell means enemy units wholly within 12″ of caster get -1 to hit. haha silly enemies.
Trogg lady know spell – hag curse. This spell means one enemy unit within 12” can be -1 to hit and -1 to save. This spell good as stack with other minuses to hit.
Fungoid Cave shaman who wake Trogg up has big hat. Fungoid Cave shaman show Trogg inside of hat which had endless spells in.
In hat Fungoid Cave Shaman has
- Malevolent Moon – Trogg like moon. Moon move 12″and can fly. when moon move, any unit that moon move over suffers d3 mortal wound on 2+. This moon very angry! Malevolent moon do not like enemy wizards. wizards within 9″ of moon suffer -1 to cast. if enemy wizards within 3″ of moon they suffer -2 to cast. Moon only like gloomspite wizards as moon does not affect them.
- Scuttletide – lots of tiny spiders! Scuttletide move 6″. Trogg think this slow seeing as they have 8 legs! Scuttletide can be set up wholly within 6″ of terrain feature. Scuttletide affect 1 enemy unit within 1″ after move and roll 6 dice. Any 5+ mean enemy unit suffer 1 mortal wound. Trogg roll 6 dice also for each unit which finishes normal move or charge move within 6″ of spell. Again any 5+ is 1 mortal wound.
- Geminids of Uhl-Gysh – two Big floaty balls of magic that move 8″ and fly. again these too fast for Trogg. Geminids must stay within 6″ of each other. Shadow geminid causes d3 mortal wounds to any unit it passes over and makes unit -1 attacks from melee weapons. Light geminid causes d3 mortal wounds to any units it passes over and makes unit -1 to hit. units cannot be affected by both shadow and light geminids.
- Purple Sun of Shyish – Big Spiky Sun! Spikey sun move 9” and fly. Spikey sun affect each unit it pass across and any unit that is within 1” of it. If unit have wound characteristic of less than 6, then roll number of dice equal to amount of models in enemy unit. For each 6+ 1 model in that unit is slain. If unit has wounds characteristic of 6 or more it suffers 2D6 mortal wounds instead!
Allegiance: Gloomspite Gitz
Mortal Realm: Ghur
Dankhold Troggboss (270)
– Trait: Mighty Blow
Fungoid Cave-Shaman (90)
– Lore of the Moonclans: The Hand of Gork
Fungoid Cave-Shaman (90)
– Lore of the Moonclans: Itchy Nuisance
Troggoth Hag (380)
– Artefact: Gryph-feather Charm
3 x Fellwater Troggoths (150)
3 x Fellwater Troggoths (150)
3 x Rockgut Troggoths (140)
6 x Rockgut Troggoths (280)
6 x Rockgut Troggoths (280)
Endless Spells / Terrain
Geminids of Uhl-Gysh (60)
Malevolent Moon (40)
Prismatic Palisade (30)
Total: 1990 / 2000
trogg now off to recruit more rockgut brothers! clever trogg
Bash Skulls to vote for Trogg for president